A camera falls from a plane, plunges several thousand feet through the air and lands in a pigsty. If we remembered more from our college Lit courses, we could make some fancy reference to pride coming before a fall, or the flight of Icarus, or Lucifer in Paradise Lost “hurled headlong flaming from th’ Ethereal Skie.”

But as we are all just day-jobbing swine, incapable of looking further than the next paycheck, we’ll just go with: “Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.”